Characteristics of a Metallic Pinata:
- Metallic skin (Magnets work on it)
- Greenish blood (seems to be oil … or lemonade)
- Explodes into hamburgers, rubber duckies, pink balloons shaped like a poodle, tin cans, number plates, unicycles, springs, shattering teeth, toothed wheels, alarm clocks, fish bones, shoes and bolts
- Giblets are turned into random stuff (that means when you cut off an arm, it transforms into an alarm clock or something else)
The whole RED team has this problem.
(BLU, too. But they aren’t that important.)
((The funny thing is that I’m not making this up. My TF2 game looks like that. German censorship. I feel so special, durrhurr.))